Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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