Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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