i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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