it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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