ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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