The maid of honor just puked.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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