is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just pee around me
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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