Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I FOUND THE LEGS
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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