Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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