i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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