I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He? As in you personified your dick?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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