ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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