is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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