I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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