I love black thongs
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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