Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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