Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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