I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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