You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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