dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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