walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he was CRYING into my vagina
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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