Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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