went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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