I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
