What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Randomize
