so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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