what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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