Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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