Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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