he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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