This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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