omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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