Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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