Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Hippo gnu deer
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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