its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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