what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
sex in a hospital.. check
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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