guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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