Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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