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i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
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