he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
