But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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