How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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