The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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