It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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