thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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