i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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