Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Randomize
