Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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