I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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