He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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