Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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